18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingBuddies 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as GuysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a
shareware program, Hooker 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus
in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2006.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0′s memory and could not be deleted,
they then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboBitch and Multi-Personality. These
latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what
the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
attaches itself to my Porsche 911 Turbo hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,
which can’t be turned off.

Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could
be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.